WELCOME TO THE LEGAL CUSTODIANS!

 Being in the Legal Custodians is a fun but hard job. We like to believe that we protect the world from evil creatures in the night and keep morrisons cafe in business. We like to travel on trains, well it's more we must travel on trains and by god do we love boobies (Expect from Drew and Craig, more bum guys). We have four members in this crew and they go by this order!

LEADER 

Jordan Landless

 

I see him as the leader of our group, he makes most decisions and seems to decide where we go for lunch, that's a big factor as we crumble at the idea of lunch! The man knows his food, he was once known for drinking his burger from a straw! yes you read that right, a straw! He complained about the burger fumes he got from it and never returned to the burger drinking days but by god I respect the man for doing that! His hairs the length of Britain and his smile is as freaky as a hippo fapping infront of the whitehouse. WARNING! If you don't wave at him he may show you his penis in an angry way! The man may not be the best leader, well he's a terrible leader but he's our leader and that's what matters!

Traits Expected:

 - Loves to talk about sex, more about men strangely!

 - Loves Memes and the internet.

 - Has Long hair and needs people to wave at him!


WOMANIZER

  Drew Brown 

 

Here we have Drew Brown, this man is the expert on intercourse, He's the lady charmer of the group and can speak Cat in four different states. He is fast, small and has a big willy supposedly. He loves toast, infact toast is his life, he lives off the stuff literally! He isn't Irish for the last time but does get the ferry to college everyday, FACT! He is a big fan of wrestling and loves Primark!

Traits Expected: 

- Toast 

 - Sex

 - Wrestling

THE QUIET ONE

 Craig McAdam 

 

Craig McAdam, please don't be scared by the nose, this man is a loveable creature who will always hate Big Bang Theory for some reason. He holds the group together, if he doesn't turn up to an event, we normally go crazy and kill some chickens! He loves to mock Jordan for his weight but doesn't mean anything by it. His mad editing skills are super and always make our videos that wee bit better :) The man loves America for some crazy, crazy reason but i respect his opinion (Prick!). He wants a lady for himself so he can go bowling and play snooker naked in his barn. His house is powered by his fathers moustache which also powers half of girvan! Craig is the quiet but dangerous one!

Traits Expected: 

- Insults to Jordan 

- Nose Power 

- Editing skills! 

 THE BRITISH GUY

Ryan Norrie

 

There's not much to say about me really, you'll learn as we go through our adventures so i'll make it quick. I see myself as the one who's there to lighten the mood if needed, to argue with Craig about Britain and USA. I always want to go to Burger King for lunch but I just can't afford 5:99 everyday! I'm a huge fan of Oasis and other British bands. I'm finding it hard to describe myself so that's me then!

Traits Expected:

 - Britain 

- Loves Johnnie! 

 - Oasis 

In this blog you will read about our stories and hopefully they entertain you.

Thanks for reading!