Chapter 2
Would You Kick A Camel To Death?
Today we're answering the big questions of the 16th century. How many octopuses it takes to kill Miley Montana? Will I ever gain respect in my 'I have erectile desfunction' class? Does the Earth have a plan to fuck Saturn up the arse? Does Britian really translate 'Bag Of Shite?' And the all important question. Is God actually a pickle that got cocky one day and broke free from his jar of pickle juice?
Ive always been a fan of walking on water. Never done it myself, I feel it would be the decent thing to do if you were surrounded by baked beans though. Back in the day some say crocodiles were actually polar bears wrapped in tin foil. I think thats a bit far fetched. I mean, where would they get the tin foil? Lidl?
Elastic bands! Now theyre intresting. The four cornerstones of our society. Bread, April, breasts and elastic bands. Thats what keeps ua all going. Fuck knows hpw we cope in November with only a wagon wheel to keep us company. The things is, people only believe that the moon really hated the sun. The story I heard was the moon really liked Mars. The sun said to the moon the usual I'll talk to Mars see what she thinks. Yes Mars is a female. Moon finds out later that Mars is pregnant with the suns baby! BONZA! Cliffhanger.
Twix! Got to love a twix. Nice, delightful and overall satisfaction guaranteed! Thing about Brazil is that they take science to literally. Its like running over an 87 year old woman. The right thing to do? I Don't think so. Now I know what you're thinking but bears are massive in Cambodia.
Happy Christmas to all the woman. That's the problem with bacon, there's never enough.
Would you kick a camel to death? I agree, depends on the circumstances. It's like phone sex, Charlie Lansburgh is bound to find out his cat never loved him. I mean why pay all that money for it to have sex with Oprah Winfrey? Anal. Dry. Nasty stuff.
Correct me in the way that wearing purple reads; cant pull off Jeremy in the shower without drugging him? Seriously shit in a bag Gavin! That's what he said, he tried to make love to my pillow. My fucking pillow man!
In conclusion, this never meant to happen really. The Earth was just an accident just like Gavin was. If you dont know who Craig is, he has a nose. Would you lick Eve knowing she had came from your rib? Chocolate is indeed fact. Polish I ring in the Costa shop of caffeine. Last but not least. Newton never grew apple's on a pear tree. That's a lie.
